AUTHOR: Louie Foxx DATE: 10:38 AM ----- BODY:
Earlier today I was refilling the toner in my laser printer and I burnt the shit out of my finger. This was completely my fault, I grabbed the tool that makes the hole in the toner cartridge (basically a soldering iron) by the hot part!

Aside from making it hard for me to use my finger now, I won't be able to finish my current bullwhip anytime soon. I imagine that it will be hard to plait with my finger hurtin'.
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